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Monday, September 18, 2017

Keep Calm and Don't Get Bitten

Keep Calm and Don't get bitten. Watch out for the zombie apocalypse, it's coming.
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Keep Calm and Aim for the head.



Just a reminder for all you zombie lovers.
Don't hide your heads under your covers.
Don't Fear The Walking Dead.
Take a deep breath and aim for the head.

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Sunday, September 17, 2017

Morse Code for Zombie Apocolypse Survival

I'm always thinking about ways to help out my Zombie fans. Let's face the facts... KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! And, the more you know about survival the better prepared you'll be for any kind of natural disaster - especially zombies. Below you'll find the Morse code chart. I recommend you study and learn it because your precious cell phone will be of no real use in an apocalypse and this could be your only means of communication.

Learn Morse Code to survive a Walking Dead - Zombie Apocalypse



Saturday, September 16, 2017

Zombie and Natural Disaster Preparedness guide.

With help from the CDC, I have created a Zombie Preparedness guide. Below you'll find the information you need to insure you are ready for an outbreak of The Walking Dead. It's like I always say, If you're prepared for zombies you're prepared for anything. So, assemble the below items at your home, office, and car so you are ready to not only help yourself, but others as well the next time disaster strikes. With all of the earthquakes, fires, floods, hurricanes and other natural disasters, now is the time to build your food and water storage along with all of the items below.


Emergency Preparedness, Natural Disasters, Huricane, Flood, Fire
Zombie preparedness for The Walking Dead. Created by the CDC & www.TheEnraged.com

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Read my zombie novel for FREE

Have you heard of Bublish? It's a cool site where authors can share pieces of their novel and add a bubble telling people what they were thinking when the wrote a certain scene. As I prepare for the release of my novel, THE ENRAGED, (www.theenraged.com) I've started to add book bubbles to this fantastic site. Feel free to check out my post and let me know what you think. Go to... https://bublish.com/bubble/stream/14103?share=email

Monday, September 11, 2017

Best Zombie Jokes - Funniest Walking Dead Jokes

Below is my list of favorite zombie - walking dead jokes. Yes, many of them are bad.

The baby zombie asked her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother zombie said “Yes you do. Now eat them before they get cold!”

A lawyer, cheerleader, and a zombie walk into a bar…
A few hours later, the lawyer, cheerleader, and zombie walk back out of the bar.
How did the lawyer and cheerleader survive?
Zombies only eat people with brains.

Q: Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
A: Because the jokes he told where rotten.

Q: What's a zombies favorite bean?
A: A human-bean.

Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
A: He didn't have the GUTS!

Q: Why don't zombies eat comedians?
A: They taste FUNNY!

Q: What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse?
A: The living room.

Q: Where do zombies eat dinner?
A: The LIVING room!

Q: What did the zombie order at the club?
A: A shot of To-KILL-Ya!

Q: What would "The Walking Dead" be called if it was written by George Lucas?
A: Scab Wars.

Q: Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
A: He had NO LEG to STAND ON!

Q: What's a zombies favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!

Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie?
A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables!

Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: SCAREplanes!

Q: How can you tell when a Zombie is sick?
A: By their coffin.

Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman?
A: FrostBITE!

Q: What do you call an extremely well dressed Zombie?
A: Dressed to kill.

Q: What do you call a zombie pollster?
A: A DEAD ringer!

Q: What do vegetarian zombies crave?
A: GRAAAINS.....

Q: Why can you always find a zombie at Subway?
A: Because they like to "Eat Flesh".

Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Zombie?
A: You look to be in grave condition.

Q: Why did the zombie do good on the test?
A: Because it was a no brainier!

Q: Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
A: He kept BUTTERING up his teacher!

Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel

Q: What do you call a bee that never dies?
A: A zomBEE!

Q: What do zombies say before a fight?
A: Do you want a PIECE of me?

Q: What do you call zombies that can't run?
A: The Walking Dead

Q: How did the zombie treat every day of death?
A: Like he was LIVING!

Q: What do zombies do at a wedding?
A: Toast the bride and groom.

Q: What time do zombies wake up?
A: At ATE o'clock!

Q: Why did the zombie go crazy?
A: He had lost his mind!

Q: How do zombies keep their hair in place?
 A: With SCARE spray!

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately

Q: What type of dogs do zombies like to eat?
A: BLOODhounds!

Q: How do zombies serve their country?
A: In the Marine CORPSE!

Friday, September 8, 2017

When, Why, & How I write my Zombie Novel, THE ENRAGED

Future NY Times Best selling Author Ty Wilde
The Walking Dead - Zombie Novel written by Ty Wilde
I often get asked questions like when do I find the time to write, why do I write and how I do it? This post will answer those questions.
The truth is, sometimes I feel like a zombie. It's been more than six years in the making of this novel. When the idea came to me to write this story, I made the decision that I would wake up every day at 5:00 am and work on my zombie novel, The Enraged. Why? Because I am a husband and a father of four precious daughters, first. I didn't want my children to wonder why I couldn't go out an play with them because I was typing away at my computer. So, once they wake up, the writing stops and I turn my focus to them. I knew this would slow down my project, but the release date isn't bigger than my responsibility as a daddy. When the kids are off at school or for some other reason the house falls quiet again, I'll jump back in to my office and re-enter the world of The Walking Dead. Funny, even though it doesn't compare to the beauty of my home life, it's still fun to slide back into my world of the apocalypse.
Why? Because I have to. If you've never had a magnificent story inside you, then you probably can't understand the unrelenting burning in your chest that won't stop until you get the story out. Then over time you grow to know and love the characters you've created, as if they were real... because they are. They are living, people with hopes and dreams that have just been dashed against the rocks. Even though I pretty much wrote the story beginning to end, the day it came to me so long ago, I sometime fear one of my beloved characters, friends will be slaughtered by a zombie. Just like in real life, it can happen at any time and to any one.
How? Persistence. I've worked hard to set the habit of waking up early each morning at 5:00 and hyper focusing on  my novel. I've read more than a dozen books and  relentlessly researched, The Walking Dead, Zombies, Survival, and human reaction to dire situations.
I'd say that I'm more that qualified to call myself a Zombiologist.


Monday, August 21, 2017

How my Zombie Apocolypse Novel "The Enraged" was born.

I'm often asked how I came up with the idea for my novel, "The Enraged". Today I'll share with you how it all began. First I need to give credit to my talented and artistic brother Dave Wilde for planting the seed. I can't remember exactly when it happened, I'm guessing it was seven or eight years ago, when he told me he was writing a zombie novel. He had just read an apocalyptic novel and the ending had rubbed him wrong. He decided he'd write his own. Being a person who loves to write, I was excited for him.
Then, this crazy thing happened, my mind EXPLODED. It was like nothing I had never experienced before, or since to be honest. Like a part of my brain that had been dormant my entire life suddenly awakened and started to fire on all cylinders. It was incredible... magical.
I kept thinking about his novel which prompted me to call him on several occasions. "Hey, Dave, I have a great idea for your book..."
But, the more I called him the stronger my feeling grew that my ideas didn't jive with the book he was writing. No hard feelings, he wanted to write his own story. Being the incredible caring person that he is, he politely kept telling me that he'd consider the idea, but I knew that once we hung up, my suggestions would die.
Still, I couldn't stop thinking about it. The ideas kept flowing to the front of my brain, dominating all other thoughts. It was all I could think about. Then an idea, struck me like lighting, as if God himself force it into my mind.
WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK!!!
The thought was so loud in my head that I knew that I never sleep again if I didn't write my own story.
My mind turned to my beautiful wife. I deeply revere and admire her. Mentally, morally, spiritually, and physically, she is the strongest person I know. I wondered, what would happen to her if she found herself in a suddenly crumbling world, being chased and attacked by infected humans? I believe that in a world of zombies or any apocalyptic situation, my wife would not only survive, she would thrive, surprising herself with her resourcefulness and inner strength. Shay Donovan was born, though I didn't have a name for her yet.
I immediately started pounding on the keyboard relentlessly for more than four hours. I wrote the basic story start to finish in just over 20,000 words. I would describe the feeling of when the idea hit me as frantic almost like if I stopped typing, I would forget something important, or even worse, where the story was going.
When I finally hit the end, I sat back thinking about what to name my future novel. I wrote down several ideas before calling my buddy Clint to bounce them off him. First I told him the story and we talked about it for an hour or so. By the end of our conversation, I had set the name for my novel, "The Enraged". One of the interesting things to me is that I thought it would end up being one book. I knew 20,000 words wasn't enough, but I had left out many descriptions and details.
As it sits now, the series will end up being three, possibly even four books.
A few days after my initial writing, I had the thought that if I was going to base my main character off my wife, she should be the one to name her. She came up with the name, Shay. The name was perfect!
And now, after years of waking up at 5:00 am to hone my craft and write my story, "The Enraged" is ready to be presented to the masses. May the world be ripe and ready to eat my novel up.

Release for my novel is set for September 2017.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Author Photo Shoot

Well, out of all my old photo's, I couldn't decided which one I should use for my author picture. So, I hired the lovely and Talented Chelsie Wilde (my wife) to shoot me. She has a real eye for photography and I am extremely pleased with how things turned out. I'll let you be the judge though. The picture I'm leaning toward is the last one as you scroll to the bottom.


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Author of the zombie novel "The Enraged" Ty Wilde



Author, apocolypse
Author of the zombie novel "The Enraged" Ty Wilde


Author, apocolypse
Author of the zombie novel "The Enraged" Ty Wilde


Author, apocolypse
Author of the zombie novel "The Enraged" Ty Wilde

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Author Immages


Picking the image you're going to show to the world for your author page is something that stresses me out a little, especially as the release of my newest novel, "The Enraged" quickly approaches. Do you have fun with it, do you go professional, or just find a picture where you're chillin'? Below are the images I have to choose from or there's another option... I could go take some more pictures. I happen to have a great photographer near by. Here's what I have. I'd love to hear your feed back.
Ty Wilde, Tyler Wilde, The Enraged, Zombie Book, The Walking Dead
 This image is from the cover of my book, "Everything I Touch Turns to SOLD" It's a good professional picture. I'm thinking that maybe this would be the wrong picture to use since it's from the cover of my sales book.


Ty Wilde, Tyler Wilde, The Enraged, Zombie Book, The Walking Dead
This picture is from my trip to Oahu, Hawaii. It's a little more relaxed. I kind of like it in black and white, but once again, I'm not sure if this is the right picture to use.


Ty Wilde, Tyler Wilde, The Enraged, Zombie Book, The Walking Dead
Then there's this image. It's the one I use for my work, New Home Sales stuff. My business cards, price sheet and etc. It's also the most recent picture of me.


I could just have fun with it and do something like this. OR...


I could just go full Zombie, looking like something from The Walking Dead. LOL. Maybe not. 
Either way, I'd love to hear your opinions.