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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

Keep Calm and Don't Get Bitten

Keep Calm and Don't get bitten. Watch out for the zombie apocalypse, it's coming.
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Keep Calm and Aim for the head.



Just a reminder for all you zombie lovers.
Don't hide your heads under your covers.
Don't Fear The Walking Dead.
Take a deep breath and aim for the head.

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Sunday, September 17, 2017

Morse Code for Zombie Apocolypse Survival

I'm always thinking about ways to help out my Zombie fans. Let's face the facts... KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! And, the more you know about survival the better prepared you'll be for any kind of natural disaster - especially zombies. Below you'll find the Morse code chart. I recommend you study and learn it because your precious cell phone will be of no real use in an apocalypse and this could be your only means of communication.

Learn Morse Code to survive a Walking Dead - Zombie Apocalypse



Saturday, September 16, 2017

Zombie and Natural Disaster Preparedness guide.

With help from the CDC, I have created a Zombie Preparedness guide. Below you'll find the information you need to insure you are ready for an outbreak of The Walking Dead. It's like I always say, If you're prepared for zombies you're prepared for anything. So, assemble the below items at your home, office, and car so you are ready to not only help yourself, but others as well the next time disaster strikes. With all of the earthquakes, fires, floods, hurricanes and other natural disasters, now is the time to build your food and water storage along with all of the items below.


Emergency Preparedness, Natural Disasters, Huricane, Flood, Fire
Zombie preparedness for The Walking Dead. Created by the CDC & www.TheEnraged.com

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Read my zombie novel for FREE

Have you heard of Bublish? It's a cool site where authors can share pieces of their novel and add a bubble telling people what they were thinking when the wrote a certain scene. As I prepare for the release of my novel, THE ENRAGED, (www.theenraged.com) I've started to add book bubbles to this fantastic site. Feel free to check out my post and let me know what you think. Go to... https://bublish.com/bubble/stream/14103?share=email

Monday, September 11, 2017

Best Zombie Jokes - Funniest Walking Dead Jokes

Below is my list of favorite zombie - walking dead jokes. Yes, many of them are bad.

The baby zombie asked her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother zombie said “Yes you do. Now eat them before they get cold!”

A lawyer, cheerleader, and a zombie walk into a bar…
A few hours later, the lawyer, cheerleader, and zombie walk back out of the bar.
How did the lawyer and cheerleader survive?
Zombies only eat people with brains.

Q: Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
A: Because the jokes he told where rotten.

Q: What's a zombies favorite bean?
A: A human-bean.

Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
A: He didn't have the GUTS!

Q: Why don't zombies eat comedians?
A: They taste FUNNY!

Q: What is the safest place to be in a zombie apocalypse?
A: The living room.

Q: Where do zombies eat dinner?
A: The LIVING room!

Q: What did the zombie order at the club?
A: A shot of To-KILL-Ya!

Q: What would "The Walking Dead" be called if it was written by George Lucas?
A: Scab Wars.

Q: Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
A: He had NO LEG to STAND ON!

Q: What's a zombies favorite desert?
A: I-Scream!

Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie?
A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables!

Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: SCAREplanes!

Q: How can you tell when a Zombie is sick?
A: By their coffin.

Q: What do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman?
A: FrostBITE!

Q: What do you call an extremely well dressed Zombie?
A: Dressed to kill.

Q: What do you call a zombie pollster?
A: A DEAD ringer!

Q: What do vegetarian zombies crave?
A: GRAAAINS.....

Q: Why can you always find a zombie at Subway?
A: Because they like to "Eat Flesh".

Q: What is the highest form of compliment you can give a Zombie?
A: You look to be in grave condition.

Q: Why did the zombie do good on the test?
A: Because it was a no brainier!

Q: Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
A: He kept BUTTERING up his teacher!

Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel

Q: What do you call a bee that never dies?
A: A zomBEE!

Q: What do zombies say before a fight?
A: Do you want a PIECE of me?

Q: What do you call zombies that can't run?
A: The Walking Dead

Q: How did the zombie treat every day of death?
A: Like he was LIVING!

Q: What do zombies do at a wedding?
A: Toast the bride and groom.

Q: What time do zombies wake up?
A: At ATE o'clock!

Q: Why did the zombie go crazy?
A: He had lost his mind!

Q: How do zombies keep their hair in place?
 A: With SCARE spray!

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately

Q: What type of dogs do zombies like to eat?
A: BLOODhounds!

Q: How do zombies serve their country?
A: In the Marine CORPSE!